Deviant young man with tattoos strokes his big hairy dick

It's up to you. Anyways, I'll get started. Who would have thought I'd be doing this shit, huh?

I wouldn't be, I'll tell you that much right now.

Like the new haircut, by the way.

Shit's hot. I like it. If you don't like it, well, fuck you.

I don't care what you think.