He bangs BBW in fishnets as wife leaves

What are you doing?

I'm just, well, I saw an advert for a pool competition.

Hold on, you were meant to be helping the under-year, why in the house?

Well, let me tell you, I just saw an advert for a pool competition and it's a lot of money.

I'm getting some pool lessons. I mean, the prize money's £5,000.