I will lock your cock up for life

You filthy, disgusting whore. I've been at work all day and you've been sitting on the

sofa watching television. I don't care if you work nights and I work days. I asked you

to get the chores done so we could have that dinner party tonight. And I was doing it for

you. You like to wait around all day for me to impress you? You're going to impress me

because frankly I'm a little unhappy with you right now. Watching television and playing