I will teach you the secret to sucking cock

Hi honey, um, I have a little news for you. You see, you're just not cutting it for me anymore. You're becoming such a loser in the bedroom, so fucking drab. All you ever want to do is missionary. You never want to do anything kinky or crazy.

And I have a little, I guess you want to call it a negotiation to give to you. Either you start being a little kinkier, a little crazier, and fulfilling all of my ultimate fantasies, or else, you're out of here.

First and foremost, I want two boys in the bedroom. That's right. Or shall I say two men. Well, you don't even make up for a full man. So, maybe you could be the bottom in the bedroom then.

Because I really, really, really, really want to bring home a nice, big, strong bull that wants to please every inch of me. Me, me, me, me, me.

Well, it might be a little gay. I mean, if you're taking things up the ass, then...