Senior-class Student Penetrates Cute Blonde Freshperson Katie Morgan

This is Joel Lawrence. He's been in college for 18 years. He's a legend at the Delta House.

Some people are afraid to leave college, but sooner or later you have to get a job. But not Joel.

Look, out there, that's the fucking real world. And you don't want to be out there.

Because what's fucking out there is just corporate monsters that just fucking suck your soul right out of the fucking heart.

All they're really doing right here is just being trained like little guinea pigs to go and fit in their fucking corporate world,