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So I stripped down, got on the bed, did a pile driver position with my pussy over my face,

and tried to stick a shot glass in there and thought I would take a shot from my pussy.

And I guess around that time everyone started noticing and talking and I sneezed and I shot the glass clear across the room and it broke against the wall.

Really? How long ago was this?

Like two years ago. And the funny thing is I was so buzzed from drinking that I didn't even remember it.