We need you to massage our aching feet

I'm so tired. My feet hurt so bad. It feels so good to get out of my heels and just let them stretch.

And breathe. Oh my gosh.

I know. We've been on our feet all damn day. God, they're so tired.

I could definitely use some foot worship. It would be great if you would come over here and rub my feet, kiss my toes, lick them, suck my toes.

Maybe if you're good, we'll let you come on our feet. You'd like that, wouldn't you?