Fucking sniff these pits good boy

These pits, Kirk. If you want to be humiliated by them, if you want me to grab you by the fucking neck, Kirk, and throw you into them,

and make you lick up and down my obliques before I make you get a good fucking chunk of my masculine pit hair,

there's more than just my ambition to worship on me, Kirk. They're the reward that you get for fucking worshipping me good.

For showing my sexy body.

The appreciation it fucking deserves, Kirk.