Ok, I'm gunna be real with you, I kinda like that you have a tiny dick... Let me explain why...

Okay, so this week I wanted to take the time to let you know how lucky you are really to

have such a tiny, weeny little dick. So, if it wasn't for you, I would have zero, you

wouldn't get any of my attention for any reason. And it really makes me happy that you realise

now that if you want to maintain my attention, I'm nil. So, as there are only two types of

men that get my attention, incredibly sexy, hot, alpha males with